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Monday, December 3, 2012

Obama Administration Retirement plan‏

Obama Administration Retirement plan‏:
Obama-steals-retirement-accounts-website-300x166Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, President Obama has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to President Obama to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help after Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as President Obama deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by President Obama. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much ‘shiznit’ (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. President Obama has always prided himself on the amount of ‘shiznit’ he gives our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough ‘shiznit’, please bring this to the attention of President Obama, who has been trained to give you all the ‘shiznit’ you can handle.
Sincerely,
the Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (EVIL)
Okay folks, let’s just get to the bottom line. Obama wants to be president of the world. He plans to pave the way in the same manner he has accumulated political power here in America: he buys votes with other people’s money. To the extent he can posture himself as a champion of the third world he will be successful. Notice all of America’s antagonists were hugely in favor of his reelection.
As far as destroying America, this list is too big for this post, but here goes: after promising to halve the debt, borrowing and spending more money than all other presidents combined. America’s credit downgraded for the first time in our history. His policies are accelerating the devaluation of the dollar. While talking up energy independence, he and his EPA flunkies fight against energy independence while subsidizing foreign energy development. Obamacare fiasco is nothing more than a political power grab at the expense of our health care system. Support for public and private unions that have driven our local and state governments bankrupt, while presiding over the deterioration of our schools. Corporate taxes that favor outsourcing to almost any other country, regulations and taxes that discourage productivity. He wants to implement the carbon tax scam which is direct transfer of money from America to the third world. He will also always be in favor of subordinating American sovereignty to UN global treaties and agreements. He’s for everything that grows government and shrinks individual freedom. That’s enough for now.